It's been a week, so I might as well fess up as to which lies I told in the Blatant Liar—Creative Writer challenge.
Everything I said was false. Except for being a close personal of Larry King. Hell of a nice guy. I worked with him at Computer Associates for a few years and we've stayed in touch ever since. Runs a small English language school in Japan now, we try to get together for Hooters' wings whenever he comes this side of the International Date Line. Larry's good people.
What? You're trying to tell me there's another one?